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We collect no information on consumers who browse our Web page.

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Wayne's Whoopie Cream & Wayne's Whoop-Ass Healing Balm   are Guaranteed!
If you receive an item that has been damaged in shipping or if we have made an error in processing your order, do not return the product to us. Please notify us immediately and we will arrange for a pick-up. If you have a chance to refuse delivery of an item you would like to return, you are encouraged to do so, but please notify us of this refusal.

Our Return Policy

There is a No Return policy. We do not accept returns.

Refund Policy
We abide by the following refund policy:

We give a full refund for any order that arrives damaged or in error.

There are no other refunds.