About us
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The Whoopie Store was started almost two years ago to meet the ever increasing demand for intimate products available via the internet. No more funny looks as you enter the local “adult store”, no more concerns about “getting caught” by your friends, neighbors or co-workers. Through our secure server, you can place your orders directly on line and receive your “needed” adult products at your doorstep.

We offer the best products available through our extensive affiliate program so that you can shop for all of your needs in one place. Why drive all over town or be faced with surfing all over the net when the Whoopie Store can handle all of your needs right here in one place? Don’t forget to put us into your favorites list so we are even more easily accessible in the future.

Without further delay, you are about to begin a most pleasant shopping experience. Have fun shopping, and have even more fun once your products arrive!!

Should you decide to place an order, please include your e-mail address after your name on the order form. This will allow us to contact you should there be a problem processing your order.

What Some of our Royal Subjects are saying...

Allie Bookstore Manager "I may forget my keys, my credit cards, or even my wallet, but I never leave home without my Wayne's Whoopie Cream." Rob & Janet Realtors  "We love to play rough and sometimes need days to heal. With Wayne's Whoop-Ass Healing Balm, we can heal fast and play more often."       Lorraine Housewife "Wayne's Whoopie Cream helped me have my first orgasm in twenty years. I cried, I was so happy. Thenk you, Wayne - you're the best." John Personal Trainer       "I love how soothing Wayne's Whoop-Ass Healing Balm is and how quickly I recover from some pretty intense action. It is about time someone put a product like this on the market. Thanks, Wayne." Steve and Brenda Accountants "When Steve brought the Whoopie Cream home the first night... Wow. He went back to the store the next day and bought a bottle for me to keep in my purse and a bottle for our best friends. It's that good." Sarah   Massage Therapist "Although I like it when my boyfriend plays a little rough, my delicate skin can be quite sore afterwards. Wayne's Whoop-Ass Healing Balm calms everything down and makes me feel better fast. It even helps heal the bruises." Allen Attorney "I keep a bottle of Wayne's on my nightstand and try to use it discreetly. The women think I am a fantastic lover, and I am of course... but Wayne really helps.