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THE WHOOPIE STORE
Welcome to “The Whoopie Store". A store dedicated to bringing you the best in adult entertainment and products.
Our store offers our unique signature products “Wayne’s Whoopie Cream” and “Wayne’s Whoop-Ass Healing Balm” as well as a carefully selected array of quality affiliate sites.
Whether you are looking to increase your libido, enlarge your penis, try the latest adult toys, purchase discount prescription drugs or try your hand at a little gaming action, The Whoopie Store is for you. Look around and you will find a vast assortment of products and services to keep any active adult happy. And we believe happy is best !!
So what are you waiting for, get your order together and start having more fun than ever.
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Signature Products
Wayne's Whoopie Cream
 Wayne's Whoopie Cream is a sensuous cream colored lotion with a hint of cherry flavoring and scent that is compatible with all skin types.
What does it do?
Wayne's Whoopie Cream will enhance your libido, increase your ability to get aroused and help produce world class orgasms. It allows each partner to fully enjoy and appreciate their sexual intimacy through the use of this gentle, safe, trans-dermal sexual enhancement cream. Formulated initially for women, men also find Whoopie Cream to be a great addition to their "indoor sports"activities. Both of you will benefit from the deep penetrating action achieved through our proprietary blend of active ingredients.
What makes it work so well?
Wayne's Whoopie Cream utilizes a proprietary blend of three active ingredients. L-Arginine penetrates into the aroused clitoral or penile tissue causing an increase in blood flow to the local area. This results in fuller, firmer erections for men and increased sensitivity and arousal for women. The Niacin component promotes circulation of this increased blood flow to the skins surface producing arousal and sensitivity like you have never experienced before. The Caffeine component enhances arousal through the natural stimulating action only Caffeine can provide.
How do I use it?
Place a small amount of the cream on aroused clitoral tissue or penile tissue. Within a few short minutes, the active ingredients will have you buzzing with pleasure and ready for all the fun and games you can handle. It is really that easy. A suggestion: hold a warm wash cloth over the clitoral tissue for about one minute before applying Wayne's Whoopie Cream. Now that you have opened up your pores, the trans-dermal nature of the product will provide a faster, more intense and pleasurable sensation.
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Wayne's Whoop-Ass Healing Balm
With Wayne's Whoop-Ass Healing Balm, you can play rough, heal quick, then play some more. Designed to rapidly repair bruised and rough, raw skin, this perfect blend of key active ingredients is anti-inflammatory, antibacterial, antiseptic, healing and refreshing.Apply a thin layer immediately after "rough play", and as often as needed, for best results.
Active Ingredients:
Milk Thistle Extract, Bilberry Extract, Resveratrol - healing
Azulene, Aloe Vera - soothing and calming
Bisabolol - anti-inflammatory
Totarol - antibacterial
Red Clover Extract - antiseptic
Other ingredients:
distilled water, shea butter, jojoba oil, caprylic/capric triglyceride, coco-caprylate/caprate, hexadecyl d-glucoside, octadecyl d-glucoside, glycerine, glyceryl stearate, blue agave extract, hyaluronic acid, ethanol, honey, tetrahydrocurcuminoids, xanthan gum, camphor oil, fragrance, d-beta-fructan, methylparaben, propylparaben
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